VERY TRUE NEWS
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¢    THE REALLY VERY TRUE NEWS !!!

³Limbo  of  Razor  is also known in his
school  as  "Tummen"  which  means The
Thumb  in  english.   All swedes knows
the  good  old  children stories about
"Tummen  och hans Mamma".  Guess where
Limbo has got his nickname from ?

²Schizo  quit  the Scene, the reason is
unknown   to  most  people,  but  some
sources mention something about he had
to  quit  to  spend more time fighting
for    the   socialistic   revolution.
(Schizo    is   so   Leftwinged   that
Colorbird  looks like a Nazi and about
Colorbird's  political opinion, well..
he has a Soviet flag on his wall...)


¼Now  for  some  shocking truth from da
Razor  squad..   Prime is engaged with
Some1 but Some1 and Odeon is having an
affair,  Hammer  is also unfaithful to
his  Oden  when loving Some1.  Sine is
about  to get a divorce and marry Oden
and  Odeon  on  the  same time.  Prime
loves  Lionheart but Lionheart is only
interested  in  kids  between  5 and 8
years old..

½Having  432 Shield generators on Elite
II   gets   a  quite  good  protection
according  to Colorbird.  And cruising
around  with  a  Panther  Clipper  and
firing   a  Large  Plasma  Accelerator
makes life worth living.



¶³Rumours   says   that  Colorbird  will
release  a third version of "Sometimes
I  wish  I  was  famous" where he will
change  the color of the background in
the typewriter!

²According   to  local  people  in  his
hometown, "Tummen" or Limbo/Razor 1911
is  in  what  we  swedes  call  "trots
aldern"...  (That is kids at 2-3 years
of age, refusing to do anything)

¼Some1   is  not  a  very  good  dancer
actually!   Several  eyewitnesses  can
confess  that  both  Chorus/Razor  and
WOTW/Essence danced better!

½Lizardking was hunting people with his
toy-crossbow  during the Party III but
he  actually never hit anybody.  He is
just to bad to aim right!

¾Propaganda is not the most popular mag
according  to the different charts out
there!   But when we asked all members
in  Razor  which mag was the best, all
but one said the Propaganda, the other
(now ex-razor) said Raw!

¢Hammer is not a nice coder, he trashes
in his code with a nice little hammer!

¹Hammer  has  still not payed Crayon of
Noxious for Crayons 33mb Harddisk!!

  ²Propaganda was delayed this time!